I think if you have to have stairs then you should also put this in...

"A white trash door repair of a 1989 taurus wagon. i used a wee 'c' clamp and painted it."  

Would you trust them to watch your kid?

The bacon is to disguise the fact that you cooked your hotdogs on a rake, with the bacon you don't taste the rake yummies.

So what happens to the mail box when it rains?

This may be one of the stupidest photos I have seen.  I see a dead man in 1, 2, 3....