How much duct tape does it take to cover a gaming console?

Looks like Hiroshima in your oven.  I see a mushroom cloud in there.

With a can of silver spray paint you too can have ghetto rims on your car!

Maybe they own a plumbing repair book, that could be handy.

When you can't afford a truck but you get Grandma's car...

Why haven't I thought of this before...