"Having pulled too hard on my blinds, the rod snapped in half. I was able to JB Weld it back together, however the metal stopper fell out during the process....

What are you so weak that you have to use a bungie cord so you can open your car door?

"After many years of service, my chair leg failed, I glued it back together with gorilla glue which lasted about a month before it needed additional repairs."

"On a vacation trip, my friend forgot to buy a corkscrew at the liquor store, so he salvaged some corn skewers from the restaurant at dinner and made magic happen."

"My cellphone was ran over by a car at 45mph, I was able to successfully patch it back together with some electrical tape, so I could at least receive phonecalls."

You know your a redneck when you prop your monitor up with a "For Dummies" book and it happens to be next to a redneck wineglass.