If you're going to do a White Trash Repair then at least get the right materials.  How can you see out of this window?

"When backing out of my garage my passenger side mirror clipped the garage opening (I was half awake). The mirror and black trim broke and the plastic housing (gray) came...

"Good for another 20 years"

Awww look pretty in pink!

With a little Aluminum Tape you have Kansas Chrome (same applies for Kentucky, Tennessee  and Alabama)

Gotta few extra beer caps laying around?  Would you do this?