"Not sure if the ratchet strap is holding the hood down or the front bumper on."  What do you think?

Soon they will realize that shipping tape gets nasty when wet. 

If you're smoking a cigar in your car with the windows up how many pine air fresheners does it take to get the smell out?  Apparently it takes 9

Not a haircut to wear during deer hunting season, some one might just shoot you in the head!

Now I'm not a tow truck driver but I'm pretty sure this isn't the way you are suppose to tow a car.  I'm also pretty sure I wouldn't drive behind...

Have you ever been stuck with no toilet paper and desperate?  Desperate times calls for desperate measures!