Excuse me sir your door looks like it has a disease.  I guess you won't be using that door any time soon.

No one will ever notice that the fence is repaired.

Way to go mom, let tape off the brake light on the mini van so that it's even safer.

Perfect example of why offices need break rooms with sofas. 

So how cheap can you be that you have to put your nuts on lay-a-way?  Cashews anyone?

"This is the grill on my BMW the plastic locks that hold it together broke, so without the duct tape it would fall off!! It's been like this for awhile,...