So lets get this straight, letters go in the top mailbox and junkmail and bills go in the bottom, k thanx!

Spooning in a public bathroom is never a good idea, yuck!

Why buy an expensive razor when all you need is the blade?

With a cork and a rubber band you can make just about any kitchen utensil into a tong.

Is it bad that I hope he hits a speed bump and falls off his chair?

"My husband made me a table out of old jeans.  The legs are simply 2x4's with some fluff added to give them bulk."