So much for security.  How do you lock the doors from inside the car?  

I guess there will be no  hand held showers that day.

White Trash King Bubba needs a crown...a Crown Vic, that is."

"Our HR dept has a tall person that needed her desk raised for ergonomic reasons. The contractor from the site services department stacked up 2X4's like legos under the center...

What you can't make a trip to pick up some white duct tape?

"Could one be a redneck for hording old bolts in their shed separated in mayonnaise and other glass food jars?"