"Too Large TV purchased on black Friday, so a table put in-front of entertainment center to hold it. The point of Flat Screens are to hang on wall right?"

"He has ten pound pink steel balls"

"With the high post on the bumper the driver will know where the bumper is."

Could they not have picked a brighter tape?

"A little rough but durable."

" I think this guy spent all his money on the car and only had money for duct tape to fix it!"