"Interesting headlight/grille repair."

"Still gonna do laundry, window or not!"

So I ask the question... Is it a good idea to BBQ on top of a radiator?

"I guess they could afford the window, but saved on the installation fee."

"Bungee cords holding the trunk shut on this Buick. Salina, KS"

Note that the ladder is only hanging from the top and not touching the ground.  OK the guy is a dummy.  Don't know if she accepted.