I can understand this repair, obviously someone needed their HoHo cakes!

This is one of those bumpers that say "Bring it"

Praise be to God for this fence repair!

"Saw this little beauty at the Wal-Mart notice how the duct tape goes all the way up to wrap around the tail light, lookin' good Bubba!!!"

"Spied this one the other day. It was multiple layers of beautiful tape. May even be a walmart bag in the mix."

This gives a whole new meaning to mustache rides.