Way to go Bubba, take the family mini van and add red duct tape as the brake light.  Maybe no one will notice, until they hit you!

I bet the door bounces up and down when they hit some bumps.

"Found this fix on a Geo in Bryce Canyon National Park, Utah. The hood is secured by genuine duct tape.  You can see some remnants of old checkered duct tape...

Deer Mounts... Decorative with a purpose!

Yum, just think of all the nastiness you can cook up here.  Hillbilly meets hobo cooking!

Is that angry blue pig humping that truck or what the hell is that about?