"Saw this while driving down the highway.  The King sized mattress was tied to the roof with brown jute twine.  Of course the twine was wrapped over the mattress and...

  Modern day Hippie Garden in a car.

Aerodynamic - check.  Ugly - double check!

Can't afford that gym membership?  Well just hang out by the pasture fence and you're good as gold!

"while putting together the bed i lost the pin for this leg. so i used my drill bit"

"Well our bed frame broke (don't ask). And this is our temporary solution. Two jack stands and she sleeps very comfortably."