White Castle is now taking reservations for Valentines.  Don't forget to also reserve that porta-potty because that is the gift that keeps on giving!

Nothing like giving your sweetie a heart for Valentines day.  True Love or future serial killer?

Flowers and redneck wine, oh yeah Bubba's getting lucky tonight!  I think the folks at teleflorist should take note of this arrangement.

This is one of those Valentines that keeps giving not only does she get flowers but your boots smell a little better.  Who needs odor eaters, you simply need a...

Derp is an expression sometimes used online to signify stupidity, much like the earlier forms of “duh” and “dur.”

MULLET MONDAY:  We have a double win here, not only is she wearing a mullet but she has overalls on.  Not many women can pull off mullets and I'm not...