The winner of our facebook caption contest is Debbie B with “These carpool lane restrictions suck.”
Bubba always wanted to go out in style!
The hearse got repo’d.
Wally-world had coffins half priced!
Hey can[t wait until Mom sees her new birthday present. She be so excited. I got a good deal at the thrift store.
In case I drink and Drive!
Bubba the Boy Scout… Hey y’all, hold my beer and watch this!
These carpool lane restrictions suck.
“$500.00 to deliver grandma to the cemetary… what the hell I can do it for gas money.”
I don’t care how many times I took her back after dating my brother, I will not lay for eternity next to a woman who cheats on me with her own brother!
Hey Kids! Guess who’s coming for a visit?
YAY! A NEW BED!
ETERNAL RESTING PLACE……… DON’T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT! OR DIRT NAP IS JUST A MILE AWAY.
No matter how cold she is she’s still HOT to me!
And they said I could’nt find a girl for the prom.
must of made a trip to costco.
Well Clark W. Griswald is at it again. But at least this time Grandma is in a coffin instead of a rocking chair on top of the family truckster.
Prop me up inside the Jetta when I die. I want to go to heaven but won’t ya take me for one last ride. Take me the beach and sand! Put a Margaretta in my hand, prop me up inside the Jetta when I die!
Sung to the Joe Diffie song Prop Me up Beside the Jukebox
Death takes a vacation.
Granny always wanted to ride in a convertable.
After a lifetime at the ‘nature’ club, Granny wanted to leave the world topless…
Well, that’s one way to shut up a back seat driver!
Hey honey, good thing for the life insurance. We finally have the money to go on vacation
hey fido, mama got u a new chew toy!!
VW. The roomest backseat available in its class.
The other hearse is in the shop
Times really are gettin tough.
Well I guess that’s what I get for letting my EX handle the funeral arrangements.
Vampire road trip.
Do it yourself burials are all the craze now.
Taking Death for a ride today.
Looks like it is a little stiff in the wind.
Slightly Used?? A bargin is a bargin – besides little bit of bleach will get that mark in the lining right out!
Mama always said you can’t take it to the grave. I reckon she’s wrong.
Honey, I got your mother the best gift ever. I just hope she uses this one. She refused to use the electric chair I got her last year for her last birthday.
Hey y’all, I got a hardtop to go with my ragtop!
My aunt recently passed away and was cremated. Her son-in-law transported her ashes to the cemetery instead of paying the funeral home $400 to transport them.
Coffins R Us. We Deliver
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