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Caption Contest 4-03-12

by DebbieWTR
April 3, 2012

T-SHIRT TUESDAY CAPTION CONTEST: Words escape us so help us come up with the best caption for this photo. Best caption posted to the website, our Facebook Fan Page, Twitter OR to our Google+ page will win a FREE t-shirt. The winner will be chosen tomorrow to give everyone a chance to play but only one winner will be chosen. Remember share the laugh and repost the photo”

And the winner is….. Matt Jones ‎”Once they told the Redneck Militia that the Taliban was against NASCAR, potted meat, Busch beer, and porkin’ yer sister, they were quick to load up and head for Afghanistan to clean up that little problem.”

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14 thoughts on “Caption Contest 4-03-12”

  1. toeachhisown
    April 3, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    Hmmm, I guess the only woman impressed with the size of that thing is made out of latex.

  2. Rob
    April 3, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    Cruising for chicks at the family reunion.

  3. Wils
    April 3, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    This is as close to a woman that these guys have ever been.

  4. rhea hinshaw
    April 3, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    a new twist on the old game capture the flag…you see who won!

  5. Aramaki
    April 3, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    how to never get laid in this life time (the next one doesn’t look too good either )

  6. James
    April 3, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    One blow-up doll was enough for the “Size Matters” a.k.a Small Penis Club annual rally.

  7. James
    April 3, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    One blow-up doll met the one woman requirement for the “Size Matters” a.k.a Small Penis Club annual rally.

  8. Roy
    April 3, 2012 at 6:29 pm

    The South Will rize again in the Levies.

  9. Bob
    April 3, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    southern red light district tour bus

  10. J best
    April 3, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    Stick-r-in

  11. Jill
    April 3, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    Redneck Mobile Strip Club…We cum to you…

  12. Red Raider
    April 4, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    Only pussy these jackholes will get is hangin on the truck.

  13. Eric
    April 4, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    Due to lay-offs at the saw-mill, Jim Bob’s bachelor party featured a recycled pole-dancer.

  14. girl watcher
    April 10, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    I see the fucking rednecks got their sister up the pole again. (the north won. get over it.)

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