Everyone knows Santa's famous 9 reindeer; Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph. Meet the 10th his name is humper.
Christmas
Didn't get what you want for Christmas? I think I know why....
Bubba Claus is Santa's cousin twice removed baby daddy who works down at the piggly wiggly grocery store.
If one of those hit you, you would be seeing stars!
Yep Santa might be short one reindeer this year.
All you need is some tasty roadkill for not only a redneck bubble bath but a tasty dinner!