Have you ever had an injury where you had to make a  homemade cane?  What did you make it out of?

Didn't get what you want for Christmas?  I think I know why....

Bubba Claus is Santa's cousin twice removed baby daddy who works down at the piggly wiggly grocery store.

If one of those hit you, you would be seeing stars!

Yep Santa might be short one reindeer this year.

All you need is some tasty roadkill for not only a redneck bubble bath but a tasty dinner!