You never know when you're going to break down so always carry a spare!

What could possibly go wrong here???

"Why buy a $30 plastic gear when a 25 cent hose camp will do the job."

What would Christmas be like with out the Nutcracker?

The snows not going to move itself!  How long do you think the wood will last?

Holy Crap look at this gingerbread house.  OK Maybe not crap because there is no bathrooms inside but this sucker is 39,201.8-cubic-foot and yes is verified by Guinness World Records...