My husband bought these Lawn Aerator Shoes/Sandals about a year ago. The straps DO NOT work so, we put them away and forgot about them.  Today, he got the brilliant...

Taking Granny for one last spin in the truck.

Nothing worse then an A/C unit falling out of a window and crashing thru your roof!

Bonfire + Massive Amounts of Gasoline.... what could possibly go wrong???

Redneck portable grill!

I see a trip to the hospital in 1, 2, 3...