The bacon is to disguise the fact that you cooked your hotdogs on a rake, with the bacon you don't taste the rake yummies.

So what happens to the mail box when it rains?

This may be one of the stupidest photos I have seen.  I see a dead man in 1, 2, 3....

Bet this SUV would be a blast to tailgate with.

Is it bad that I hope he hits a speed bump?

Have a hole in the fence, got a spare bed springs?