If you're going to relax at the beach might as well take it to the next step.

Why buy billboard space when all you need is some plywood and jacked up camper top.

Duck tape can fix any thing   

If you can't drive it then tow it behind the family car.  Looks legal to me!

This car should be on the DNR list, you know the Do Not Repair list.  RIP poor RX7!

If women can get support for their boobs why can't a muffler get some support?