"The Bubba who drives this truck used a zip tie to hold his license plate on. Because screws are too expensive?"

"Maybe not easy to see, but this was a hole in a house wall and my friends fixed it with a magic glove..."

Does this remind anyone of the movie Mad Max?  "Missing your back door and quarter panel? Just throw on some sheet metal and rivets over where the damage was. Actually...

If you're going to drive down the road with duct tape them make sure you use more so nothing comes loose.

Ok which state (see the licenses plates) shows of the WORST White Trash Repair?

"I guess that will keep all valuables safe...."