Look White Trash Wall Art....  Literally!

Perfect match of tape and the car paint.  I bet no one will notice the repair!

Why bother stringing up a bumper when its not going to do any good.

Well You've dug yourself a hole Bubba now what?

This reminds me of something I saw on Honey Boo-Boo

"Holding the engine up with a old vans cargo ladder."