"Our restroom at work is being worked on. This is the contractor's solution to the resulting privacy issues."

So much for security.  How do you lock the doors from inside the car?  

I guess there will be no  hand held showers that day.

White Trash King Bubba needs a crown...a Crown Vic, that is."

"Our HR dept has a tall person that needed her desk raised for ergonomic reasons. The contractor from the site services department stacked up 2X4's like legos under the center...

What you can't make a trip to pick up some white duct tape?