"Our building repairman fixed a leaking ceiling by screwing linoleum patches to the ceiling rather than fixing the leak."

"had to duck tape my car because i needed to fix it in order to drive it :)"  So how many cases of tape do you think this took?

Well nothing like slapping dark duct tape to a white gutter.  FYI you can buy duct tape in white now.

I guess from the looks of it Ray didn't obey the wife.  At least he has dish network.

Since when did you have to start cooling your ac unit?

I wonder when they turn on the lamp does is smell like chicken in the house?