Gotta give this Bubba credit, this repair isn't going anywhere.  The only thing left is to spray it black to make it harder to see.  Regardless its still a White...

"My mom's idea of replacing her steering wheel cover.  It's contact paper and clear scotch tape."

"All my travel mugs were missing, so I was creative with out good ol' Red Solo Cup"

You have to wonder what happened to this Mini Cooper that it requires all these little pieces of duct tape on both the window and trunk.

Works ok until the wind picks up.

See it they would have used a stick or a bone I would say its White Trash.