"Found this in a ford Taurus!!"

Pallet truck beds are great because when they get messed up you simply snag another pallet from work.

"We had a tech install a new wifi system. A week later we moved the ceiling tile and when this spilled out we discovered that said tech was most decidedly...

" We don't need no stinkin' codes.  Outlet boxes mounted to a baseboard are probably not up to code." Safe? Yes or No???

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, they need to patent this thing. Dang I want a redneck cooler stereo!

"Saw this car parked in the parking lot of a large specialty grocer in a Cincinnati suburb.  Bubba re-attached his rear view mirror with Gorilla Glue.  Nice job, Bubba."