Drinking and a chainsaw, what could go wrong here?

"The cord broke on a co-workers laptop. He made a classic repair using duct tape and a piece of a Brillo pad"

Well Damn now I know what to do with those bread ties, Bubba is getting a little smarter.

Well damn that sure is easier then trying to hold it to only end up hitting your hand.

See when you win a T-shirt (like Will here) in one of our many contests we have you can not only wear it but you can decorate with it!  :)

Yeah I don't think this is what they mean when they say bucket seats.