"This car was obviously rear-ended. The crow bar dents and shed latch look classy enough but the red duct tape over the (non-working)brake light and wipers stuck in the 'up'...

"It had snowed outside, the power was out and we needed a Wall Heater. So I did what any White Trash Repair Man would do! Pulled out the Plastic and...

"Couldn't believe it when I pulled up behind this at the stoplight! Door hinges, a gate hasp and it's 4 inches to short on either side ! "

"Zip Ties are the new duct tape. Snapped this of a Nissan Versa that looked just like mine. Sent the photo to my husband hoping to get him riled up...

"With the duct tape, you can barely tell there's anything wrong with it!"

"Bubba ripped the door off his van when he was runnin' from the Revenuers, so he went and got one from the mailman to replace it!"