We hope everyone had a nice Valentines day.  To our fans we give you duct tape flowers!

White Castle is now taking reservations for Valentines.  Don't forget to also reserve that porta-potty because that is the gift that keeps on giving!

Nothing like giving your sweetie a heart for Valentines day.  True Love or future serial killer?

Flowers and redneck wine, oh yeah Bubba's getting lucky tonight!  I think the folks at teleflorist should take note of this arrangement.

This is one of those Valentines that keeps giving not only does she get flowers but your boots smell a little better.  Who needs odor eaters, you simply need a...

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