"Made from loose parts from the garage attached to the end of a torch lighter.. It gets the job done!"

Yes that will keep it secure so that no one can steal it (not)!

A true Redneck would have used a beer box.

With a drawer pull and a fancy stone you can be the best diva redneck in the trailer park!

Security at its best!

I hope there is a seat belt to tie in little Bubba Jr.