A chair that will make you tired. 

With a vacuum cleaner any dad can do their daughters hair!

"Office chair would not even stay up by itself anymore. after weeks of pleading for new chair and nothing but empty promises I remembered I had a tool box in...

Nothing like protecting the homestead with a master lock and some zip ties.  Secure?

Deer will you marry me?

Can't afford one of those fancy new fangled coolers with the wheels just steal the kids skateboard.