I understand wanting a smooth ground but this is a little odd don't you think?

New redneck banana bike seat, a skateboard!

This has that whole shabby chic look to it.  So Win or Fail?

I guess if you had a country kitchen this could be cute but I hope the rake wasn't a used one.

So after looking at how cute this is how many are now thinking about digging thru that junk drawer for old keys?

Don't you hate it when pipes rattle?  Not sure I would do this but hey Git-R-Done!