"Can't afford two windshield wipers, easy fix, just move one wiper motor to the center of the windshield. Never mind the fact that bubba couldn't even afford to replace the...

"No self respecting redneck wants to be pulled over for something stupid like a license plate light."

So what do you do when no one in your town picks up dog poop? Well Brunete, Spain will gladly help you out by shipping you your "Lost Property" (aka...

"I broke every chair in the house except this one. I put an old Buick front coil spring to good use."

"My poor iPhone case is suppose to protect my phone, but now I need to use duct tape to protect the case itself!"

"Bubba lost his jack, but now we got a LIFT."