Well it is important to have a waterproof boat but I'm not sure I would trust this, would you?

What a way to leave your lingerie hanging for all your male neighbors to see.

I bet those pancakes have no lumps in them!

"Yes, that is a zip tie holding my broken glasses together. It's been this way for more than a year now. Maybe it's time to go get some new ones."

And with a fitted sheet and some PVC they set sail down the lake.

Empty out the Kegs boys we got a truck to fix!