"If the duct tape fails, there's always a spare deer horn laying around."

"Even young rednecks know how to repair a phone"

"extreme duct tape body work" and found at Walmart, imagine that LOL.

Any guesses on what happened to the front of this truck?

We don't need car stands in the south just give us some blocks!

"I got on an elevator at JC Penny in Lubbock, Tx and had a concern if I was going to make it to the 2nd floor. The floor was patched...