Would you drive behind this? 

"Not quite sure if this is NASCAR approved.   It’s been there so long, it’s rusted in place.  If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.  Well, maybe that’s what started the...

It looks like someone performed surgery on this poor car. 

"Our building repairman fixed a leaking ceiling by screwing linoleum patches to the ceiling rather than fixing the leak."

"had to duck tape my car because i needed to fix it in order to drive it :)"  So how many cases of tape do you think this took?

Well nothing like slapping dark duct tape to a white gutter.  FYI you can buy duct tape in white now.