"Two antenna like posts on front of this Nissan are not hooked to anything electrical." WHY???

"Hell, who needs a new headlight, we can go the the dollar store and I can fix that for $1.06."

Umm wow... that has to be interesting when you have friends visit and they see written across your dishwasher "Pretend I'm a vagina. put dirty things in me."

I can understand this repair, obviously someone needed their HoHo cakes!

Praise be to God for this fence repair!

"Saw this little beauty at the Wal-Mart notice how the duct tape goes all the way up to wrap around the tail light, lookin' good Bubba!!!"