"Walked out of a Donut Shop in La Crescenta, CA to find that the van next to me decided to use their newspaper as a Sun Shield. I'm pretty sure...

"Battery terminal crumbled from corrosion. Had to get to an appointment.  Fixed with a broken car jumper cable and duct tape.  Drove 100 miles before I fixed it properly."

"In Soldotna Alaska duct tape works well on this vacuum cleaner"

I guess this guy is lucky that his basement has drop down ceilings, excessive away buddy!

"I parked next to this car when I noticed the top notch white trash car door security system. This white trash mama hasn't seen such fine craftsmanship since I left...

I must say I have seen a lot of crappy cut vans in a piss poor attempt to make them into a truck.  Obviously this Bubba paid attention in shop...