It's bad enough that this idiot painted his car with a roller but purple?  I guess it was his favorite color crayon in the box.

"Hey Culligan Man... Your salt delivery SUCKS."

I wonder if Dog the Bounty Hunter uses a latch like this for his car?

"Sun roof and back window repairs."

"I wondered about these round reflectors until the fellow put on his brakes and signaled to turn into this parking lot. They are fully-functional replacements for the broken tail lights."

"One of my friends was working on his car while it was really hot and thought he needed some shade, so he came up with this"