At what point do dead bugs become art?  Oh yeah when you doodle pictures around them.

Think she will notice that instead of a real flower there is only a post it note saying "Flower"?  Just give her a few drinks first and I'm sure you...

It's Mother's Day, did you get mom any flowers? 

Dad would have had a bumper sticker too but they booted him out of the 3rd grade for not shaving.

  Why not celebrate mom by watching some family movies. staring Mommy, Daddy and Uncle Bill.

  Don't forget that tomorrow is Mother's Day.  So I guess depending on how bad of a kid you were will depend if you need to buy mom a nice...