Awh Bubba has gotten all fancy and broken out the Black Raspberry Jam h'orderves.

Yeah I don't think I would want to live in that house. One good storm and I would be afraid that tree would come down, besides how ugly looking is...

I'm not sure what worse reheating your pizza on an iron or on top of the toaster (seen HERE)

They do all of that work yet they leave the chandelier hanging, wonder why? Next thing they need is a popcorn machine and beer keg.

"...shower and ceiling fan in master bath...." Hmmm... where does the wire go and how much glue did he use to stick that thing there?

If you use a PVC harmonica stand you might be a hillbilly....