Hey it lights up so it must be legal right???

"Can't afford one of them fancy Kenworths or Peterbilts with the nice sleeper cabs?  No problem! Get some 20 year old POS, add ten feet to the frame and build...

Don't they sell toilet paper mounts at the dollar store?

No officer it wasn't stolen, why would you ask?

Concealed weapons, 0 jails and 513 cemeteries.... Now that is a welcome sign!

Well that is one way to secure your bike helmet, the only problem was that it was getting ready to pour rain.  Hope you like wet hair.