"truck mirror held in "place" by a few bungee cords."

How cheap do you have to be that you use TP in the kitchen vs paper towels?

Happy Father's Day to all the dad's out there, love The Staff at White Trash Repairs  I love this poem!

Thank you to all who have served or are still serving for defending our freedom.  Semper Fi  Happy Memorial Day!

"The ac piping on the ship developed a pin hole leak in a bad spot and this is what the guy nick named panda bear came up with."

Think she will notice that instead of a real flower there is only a post it note saying "Flower"?  Just give her a few drinks first and I'm sure you...