I love you with all my heart... or the deers heart.  Yikes do you think this is romantic or gross?

Roses are Red, Grass is Greener, When I think of you I touch my wiener!

Nothing says I Love You more on Valentine's Day more than a shaved heart!

Didn't get what you want for Christmas?  I think I know why....

Bubba Claus is Santa's cousin twice removed baby daddy who works down at the piggly wiggly grocery store.

If one of those hit you, you would be seeing stars!