"Go hard.. But not to hard it might fall apart. The front bumper was the same except it was whipping in the wind like a limp noodle."
Kludge
Some stick pencils, sticks or even combs in their hair, forks are the latest hillbilly hair accessory.
Nothing is worse than a cold draft coming thru the windows when you are trying to pee.
If you have ever had one broken into you will understand this picture!
Doesn't the post office have mail box standards?