A repair this great belongs in Da' hood.
Kludge
" Most rednecks would have used clear plastic sheeting and duct tape. Something substantial. This is just layers and layers of loose-fitting plastic wrap and masking tape."
Somehow I imagine this is driven by a little blue hair lady on her way to bingo.
Yep strap that baby to the back of the truck and pull it like a real Bubba would do!
Well that will hold those shoes on tight.
