Because some times you need to get there really really fast. 1400 hp
Kludge
"Hi, I'm Andrea from Italy. I had to replace my tanker cap with a demijohn cap strapped with scotch-tape"
If you're going to tape up at least buy they same color tape as the truck.
Wonder how fast you can drive with an umbrella sticking out of the car?
I'm going to guess they no longer need a trunk.