I'm guessing that seat belts are not an option here.

Snow blowers not only move the snow but they can also move you.

Nothing like a homemade coffee cup.  Who knew the top of a soda bottle could be turned into a redneck coffee pot.

You would think they could atleast put a knob or a wooden block (something) at the end of the wire to grab on too.

WD-40, Nutella and Duct Tape...  anything else you can think of?

Instead of Bubba taking the wife's mini van to the body shop he took it to the wood working shop.